I'm Bored.

So, I'm bored.
Amuse me.

Who has the ability to time travel?

I'd be just excellent company for today.

You people do realize that sushi is raw fish right?

Why do you guys eat that stuff?

So, kiddies, serious question here.

I'm taking a survey. A very important one. For my psychology class.

What's your drug of choice?

Mine? Pot and booze.